All the Chun Li I need
Born on: Wed, 04 Mar 2009 22:09 HST  GO
Please don't watch Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li. Hollywood might just be realizing that comic books are worth turning into respectable films, but it will be some time before they realize the same thing about video games. What saddens me even more is that this is their SECOND attempt (I blame you, JCVD and your stealth boat).

Don't they realize that the original kids who played SF2 are now in their 30s? Some of us have even grown into well adjusted members of society who can discern between a decent flick and a blatant cash grab / soul killing time sucker. And this isn't just the opinion of a crazed superfan like me. Rotten Tomatoes gave it FIVE PERCENT. That's out of a hundred, homes. That's not a movie, that's an insult.

I revere the things I loved in my youth. They give me strength and inspiration. Once you strip mine and desecrate their memory, what will I have left?

Oh well. I guess it's up to peeps like me to speak out. And so I have. In exchange for not padding this movie's bottom line, please enjoy this video:

Olivia Munn, my secret celebrity crush plays dress up:




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Embarrassing anniversary
Born on: Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:59 HST  GO
1:47 am
just saw nick and nora's infinite playlist. Very cute 'one crazy night' movie. I never thought a piece of gum could be a whole character

f o r t y w i n k s

7:44 am
wow, this is a SLOW nhl trade deadline. Embarrassing for TSN who set aside a day of airtime to cover it . Will the canucks make a move?

10:22 pm
oh look, happy anniversary to me: 1 year in hawaii. Heh, my blog's flashback function comes in handy once again


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