Major Spoilers is one of my favorite sites. I deeply enjoy their daily comic news and discussion, and hope they won't mind me hotlinking to a few of their images for today's entry. It just goes to show you that no matter who you think you are, or how far you've come in life, when a bunch of buddies get together, the conversation inevitably turns to girl problems. Heh, relationships... so complicado :)
For those of you who don't follow comics, here's a quick description of the conversation participants, in order of appearance:
Dr. Strange: The most powerful wizard in the world. Could probably out-magic Criss Angel and David Blaine at the same time.
Mr. Fantastic aka Reed Richards: Smartest guy on the planet, leader of the Fantastic 4. Would rather play in his lab than make sexytime with his wife Jessica Alba. What a jerk. His power is super stretchiness. Ain't nothing stopping him from doing both.
Iron Man aka Tony Stark: Billionaire playboy who shoots lasers from his robot suit. Kind of like an alcoholic flying Batman. Soon to be played by Robert Downey Jr. I like him because he looks like a robot. I don't like him because of his sleazy porn mustache.
Black Bolt: King of the Inhumans, a whole race of superheroes. Comics' Silent Bob; He has a super powered voice. His whispers destroy cities. Luckily, his wife Medusa is the one with the temper.
Professor X aka Charles Xavier: The world's most powerful telepath and bald founder of the X-men. Helps Black Bolt out with his speech impediment. Moonlights as Captain of a starship. Good thing, because his girlfriend is queen of another planet.
Namor aka the Sub-mariner: The Lord of Atlantis, he hates being amongst us inferior humans. He's basically Aquaman, except doesnt do chumpy things like ride seahorses, ask goldfish for advice or wear orange muscle shirts. On the other hand, Namor does like to rock green speedos and not much else.
[Mr. Fantastic arrives early to see Dr. Strange looking mopey]
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[A few others arrive]
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[Reed explains to Tony that being married ain't all picnics and beer, reminding them that when he screws up, Jessica Alba has a tendency to just walk off. "She gets up and leaves the building without saying anything."
At that precise moment, Namor steps up to the table, and a chill goes through the room. "The reason your wife leaves you," Namor says, as everyone goes quiet, "is because you keep her in a CAGE."]
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Heh, leave it to fishboy to break it down, eh? :) If you're so inclined, follow the link below to read the rest of Major Spoilers' excellent review.
http://www.majorspoilers.com/archives/2041.htm
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